Funny shit, Unedited

Post some funny stuff unlike the thread on the other site.

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This is funny as hell to me, but maybe you have to have been in some sort of sales job to appreciate it.

Franke21m wrote:Post some funny stuff unlike the thread on the other site.

That was hilarious

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
What do you think you're doing? asks the wife.
They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing? asks the husband.
Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful, replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.

He never knew what hit him.

Not for the easily offended:

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this dog pees on elec fence .funny live.

Bad mother fucker

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen/heard. You probably have to be 40 plus years old to fully appreciate it, or at least have seen some episodes of The A Team and The Honeymooners. I still remember where I was when I first heard it. I was on the bus going to High School and a friend had "borrowed" the cassette tape from his dad! We listened to it on his walkman! haha.

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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

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